The Book of Genocide part 1 - The Origin
1. In the beginning, the world created the heaven and God. 2. Let me explain. The world and people were created naturally by either science or religion. Nobody really knows. 3. However a determined man had descended onto Earth, full of questions. He was the inventor of the internet. That man was named Barack Obama. Dictator of Saxony, and inventor of electricity. 4. The internet was a masterfully created entity that would eventually would become a dependent human resource and the ultimate tool for generating the answers he was seeking. The internet would constantly grow until every possible subject could be found by a simple search. 5. What Barack Obama did not understand about his creation was that every item on the internet was actually a different reality in a unique universe. This started a major change in the outer worlds. 6. This world that I have come from specifically was a world full of war and constant fear. There are many worlds created by the Human gods on the internet, but I fear that our world will bring even the gods into great peril. 7. Two humans (who remain unknown to us all) created our world outside of a coffee shop. The world had developed quickly at first, but started to change very slowly while we suffered at the brink of an unchanging warfare. 8. A world full of darkness was created with very little light to clear the world. Light forces of the Rookery and dark forces of Demons were in constant battle, and neither side ever had a triumph. 9. On May 1, 1982, a motherfucking babe named Paul Egidio was trained in combat and became the Captain of the deadliest demon squad. The very next day, May 2, 1982, Paul Egidio and the demons had prevailed over the light and controlled the world. 10. Paul Egidio enslaved all the men of the Light to do his bidding. The light forces were forced to build Paul Egidio a kingdom exactly the way he wanted. 11. The people of the Light fell into a deep depression. People were worked to death and no man except for Paul Egidio himself had any freedom.
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Paul Egidio roared louldly, and began to throw Doctor's Equipment at the fleet, but to no avail, Mite melted in the light, and a baby was left on the ground. Not a demon. A creature spoken in light legends. The creature of wisdom and strength. The creature with a light/dark equilibrium. I speak of Dynamite Batman...-